Contact Info / Websites

All 232 movie Reviews


LL - Go On a Trip LL - Go On a Trip

Rated 5 / 5 stars

this made my wiener not hurt, even if only for a moment, and that's something special



LL - Seeing Double LL - Seeing Double

Rated 5 / 5 stars

this is the kind of thing that comes out of a beautiful woman



Watch The Car Strawberry Watch The Car Strawberry

Rated 5 / 5 stars

my eyes are wet. but they aren't alone. you've made a waterfall out of me



Ten Years A Lock Ten Years A Lock

Rated 5 / 5 stars

never before have i been so emotionally affected by a flash. this is a spectacle, like a wizard's spell cast on my soul


People find this review helpful!

LL - Commie's Lock Day.. LL - Commie's Lock Day..

Rated 5 / 5 stars

praise the heavens. truly a landmark flash on this historical day


People find this review helpful!

Super Driver Super Driver

Rated 5 / 5 stars

brings me back to the days when i was an anime girl


People find this review helpful!

LL - Closing Time LL - Closing Time

Rated 5 / 5 stars

brings a tear to my moist thigh


People find this review helpful!
Lethargic-Barrel responds:

A tear I'd gladly lick.


A Day at the Zoo Collab A Day at the Zoo Collab

Rated 5 / 5 stars

hot crumblin' turds that was the best collab i've seen in ages! every single part is grade A lock quality!


People find this review helpful!

The Lock Legion is Stayin The Lock Legion is Stayin

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'VE GOT THE WINGS OF HEAVEN ON MY SHOES I'M A DANCIN' MAN AND I JUST CAN'T LOSE



LL-Wizgames LL-Wizgames

Rated 5 / 5 stars

the most perfect of things