I woke up this morning to a doorbell.
I went outside, and saw a baby, squealing and screaming on my doorstep.
I picked it up, gave it a good look. He was quite cute.

First one to ask what I did with it gets hugs kisses and a BJ!

I'm going to be leaving for a mini-thanksgiving vacation with my family until next Sunday, so seeya. (TO be honest, I don't think any of you give a crap, but whatever.)
ALSO! Thanks for the good score on my new animation, it means quite a lot coming from this community, since you guys seem to ignore most of my stuff.

Well anyways, thanks and goodbye!

I just realized that I've yet to recieve a 10 in any reviews for any of my animations yet. That's weird, 2 or 3 of them are at least "Great Scores" or green, and ye they all have stopped at 8 or 9.

That's crazy :D

I got three days off school because I'm perverted.

Erg, my bad, I'm suspended for three days.

I'm having mixed feelings, It's bad that I was suspended, but it's good that I have days off....

I've noticed that whenever I want to do something bigger than jsut your every day one day animation (Or compilation of a bunch of days of work coughcoughseriesofcomedicsketchescough cough) I try to start it, and then I lose my inspiration towards it once I've spent a long time on a background, or something like that, and I end up never finishing.

How do you people not lose inspiration?

On the NG Tank Logo, The first one on the downloads page, I changed it up a lot so it would still ahve a play button and such, but when I click the image I made to replace the tank logo, it still took me to newgrounds. How do I change the path of the link, or remove the link alltogether? As in, what symbol do I need to change, and any other details I need, I don't want to mess up the things, just change it to go to my site or nowhere when you click it.

I just realized that "Marcs Debut" was well received, or at least in green! This is surprising, since it was crappily draw and animated.

Thanks people :D

Are there any Flash CS3 tutorials on NG? If so, can someone link them to me, I recently got flash (I've been using Swish, so the things I've submitted are mine) and want to practice a little in actionscript 3.0, like eye movements and stuff.

I love getting those, especially ones for Male Enhancement products. But the best ones are the ones that trick you like this:

Subject: Oil Prices Fall Due to
Body: She had trouble sucking my entire pleasure snake.

Jesus I love those ones, hilarious.

I forgot if you're supposed to eat soup with a spoon or fork....crap... and now I'm confused because of it...